I Miss You Already, Carol Brady

Here’s how my stream of consciousness mind works:

Oh no, Florence Henderson died.  Sad!  Carol Brady.  Love the Brady’s!  Except Jan…blah.  Wait, so that means Carol Brady is dead too then.  But now she can be with Mike…that’s good.   Wait, is Shirley Partridge still alive?  Did she end up marrying Reuben Kincaid?  Is Keith still wearing his puka shell necklace?  Carol Martin Brady…Martin right?  How would Carol Brady even die, because that would be weird.  

And on and on it goes and then I start thinking: 

• ·        The Hawaiian tiki taboo idol got her
• ·         Maybe it was food poisoning from the porkchops and applesauce
•       She caught Mike with Bibi Galini
• ·        Too many stairs up to Greg’s bedroom in the attic
• ·        She had heart failure when she found out Peter played ball in the house
• ·        She was beside herself because she thought creepy cousin Oliver was never going  home
• ·        She wore herself out running around Kings Island looking for Mike’s plans that Jan left  in the log ride
• ·        Died of embarrassment having to tell the PTA that it was Greg who kidnapped  Coolidge High’s mascot, Raquel the Goat
• ·        She walked in on Alice and Sam the Butcher having sex

However it would have happened, it's sad.  

Isn't it weird that Carol and Shirley Partridge didn't even know each other?  I mean, they kinda live close and both their kids are in bands--the Partridge's and the Silver Platters must have crossed paths.  If they did they coulda  just asked Reuben to introduce Marcia to Davey Jones instead of trying to sneak into his hotel room.  I'm telling you, these are just some of the many things I wonder...